Want to be a Crasher?
IT'S A PIECE OF (WEDDING) CAKE
We are gathered here today to witness the holiest of unions: you and the
wedding you'll be crashing. Just download Crash Corsage, dust off your
tuxedo, and prepare your heart, liver, and genitals for a never-ending
parade of strangers' weddings.
Crash Corsage includes dates and locations of nearby weddings, all
necessary information about the ceremony and festivities, activities to
compete in while attending, and much more.
Sunday Styles Section?
WELL, NOT EXACTLY
While brides and grooms across the world are delivering their vows, we're vowing to help you party at every one of their receptions with the world's first wedding crashing app, Crash Corsage.
"It's the best thing to happen to weddings since cake." -Diabetic fan
"It's the best thing to happen to cake since weddings."
-Dyslexic reader of aforementioned quote
"Finally, you can crash any wedding, anytime." -Creators of this app
"I fucking hate you."
-Couples with wedding websites
Ready to Rock?
LET THE CRASHING BEGIN
For early access to Crash Corsage, please add your name to our mailing list. (Don't worry, we'll never regift your email address to someone else.) You can also get updates through Facebook and Twitter.
For press inquiries or to deliver us a wedding toast, please email us at CrashCorsage[at]gmail[dot]com
